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Natalie. 20. Rude and ginger.


I like tv and pretty things.


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18 minutes ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 43,329 notes

lillkogobean:

derinthemadscientist:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

People sometimes doubt the that standardised health and sex education is necessary. This is why those people are wrong.

"I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.” 

i think i’m going to cry.

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 274,202 notes
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Song: Summertime
Artist: Scarlett Johansson
Album: Unexpected Dreams Songs From The Stars
Played: 2,706 times.

scarlettjohnsson:

A Preview of Our Big Surprise

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 465 notes
0ny:

eurotrottest:

ghdos:

I’ve reblogged this a lot over the past week and I love it so much because it works on two levels.
First, it forces black men to realize how stupid they sound when they blame women for being raped for what they wear. Secondly, people who speak out about victim-blaming will think twice when they realize how it applies to black men with baggy jeans who are killed for being “thugs” and “gangsters.”
Easily one of the best tweets I’ve ever seen.

!!!!!!!!!!!

It also calls out hypocritical white feminists who are all for their causes and silent about black issues.

0ny:

eurotrottest:

ghdos:

I’ve reblogged this a lot over the past week and I love it so much because it works on two levels.

First, it forces black men to realize how stupid they sound when they blame women for being raped for what they wear. Secondly, people who speak out about victim-blaming will think twice when they realize how it applies to black men with baggy jeans who are killed for being “thugs” and “gangsters.”

Easily one of the best tweets I’ve ever seen.

!!!!!!!!!!!

It also calls out hypocritical white feminists who are all for their causes and silent about black issues.

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 111,564 notes

nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 131,025 notes
igorcanova:

Today the TARDIS lands here in Brazil for the Doctor Who World Tour. I won’t be able to be there at the event but anyway, I’m really excited to see the new Doctor in action so I did this!

igorcanova:

Today the TARDIS lands here in Brazil for the Doctor Who World Tour. I won’t be able to be there at the event but anyway, I’m really excited to see the new Doctor in action so I did this!

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 973 notes
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teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

7 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 80,659 notes

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 124,583 notes
8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 1,429 notes
Tagged as: #scrubs 
wnderlst:

Hallstatt, Austria | AparnaS

wnderlst:

Hallstatt, Austria | AparnaS
8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 2,082 notes
thepoetryofstardust:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

This needs to just stay on my blog forever.

thepoetryofstardust:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

This needs to just stay on my blog forever.

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 534,281 notes
wnderlst:

Aiguilles de Chamonix, France | Geir Braathen

wnderlst:

Aiguilles de Chamonix, France | Geir Braathen
8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 1,814 notes

curiousobsession101:

This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 151,727 notes
Tagged as: #doctor who 

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney - Destino

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney - Destino

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 849,973 notes
jeffambrose:

Rainier.

jeffambrose:

Rainier.

9 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 1,585 notes