found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
I like tv and pretty things.
Watching Star Trek as an adult shines new light on why my dad used to look really uncomfortable sometimes during our late-night marathons.
“In my spare time, I go to parks, cafés, and even bars, where I fold paper roses and give them out. I like handing them out for free—I think people need something free every once in awhile.”
“What’s your favorite part about doing this?”
“What I enjoy the most is seeing an innocent, childlike reaction on an adult’s face: ‘Oh, here‘s something free and there’s no gimmick.’ Of course, some people are suspicious, and I can understand why. Sometimes people join me and start folding paper with me, or someone tells me that they’ve had a really bad night, and I cheered them up.
“Once in a while, someone tries to give me money. I try my best to say, ‘Pass it forward. Do another good deed’, because otherwise it ends in a circle instead of making a spiral. Sometimes that’s the only way people know how to thank you, though. One time an Albanian woman insisted that I take a dollar. She would’ve gotten upset if I hadn’t, and her husband said, ‘Some people just want to thank you that way.’ So now I know when to accept money, which I use to buy more paper.”
Natalie Dormer photographed by Nick Kelly, 2013
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
get to know me meme: [2/5] male characters » ron weasley, harry potter
↳ Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him, wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll